Finding your Side Hustle

Service Description

Let's be honest, being a Zima is not the most lucrative career. It's important to have SOMETHING else going on. What, you think sitting around thinking about prophecies is going to fill your stomach or get you laid? Get real. Let Zima Master Derf advise you on a sweet side gig that will put a couple Kroon in your pocket, put some garfon on the table, and give you an inside track to some lonely divorcees who are looking to juck around a little bit.