How many days and nights and afternoons and late mornings did I, Master Ter'Nekk, toil trying to make zimaprime.space a site worthy of the honorable order of Zimas!? Well, I certainly would have kept track if the old, shitty site had boasted handsome blog posts such as this! But my sad scribblings are lost to the ages, scattered as I tore page after inscrutable page from those Roddammable HTML manuals. A bumpy road, indeed.
But now - NOW! - is a glorious time. For you are here, browsing within the opulent and Fresh new online home of Zima Prime... bestowed upon us by The Space (and also Wix).
Welcome, Chosen Ones. We're glad you are here. (Let us know if you have food.)